elimae
RE: MEMBER
ASTRONOMICAL SOCIETY OF THE PACIFIC
Thieves Jargon
THE END OF ALGEBRA (forthcoming)
VECTOR FROM THE OBJECT TO THE LOCATION WE ARE CONSIDERING
MAY I BE FRANK?
Pequin
MAKER'S MARK (forthcoming)
BOOKMARK
GARDENIA
Robot Melon
I WAS NEVER BORN
wigleaf
LETTER FROM A MALE FAUVIST (forthcoming)
Prick of the Spindle
THE UNREALISTIC PHILOSOPHER
Monkey Bicycle
CONVERSATION PIECE, 1988
A DAM FOR A FLOOD
Juked
THE CASTLE
THE AGE OF ORDINARY
Word Riot
SWEAT
IN WHICH A CIRCLE REPRESENTS BOTH NARRATIVE STRUCTURE AND
IS A METAPHOR FOR HUMAN PROGRESS AND ITS INEXTRICABLE DEMISE
Noo Journal
US, PEOPLE (Forthcoming)
Eyeshot
EYESHOT LEE KLEIN
Pindeldyboz
WILL YOU MAR ME?
WHAT IS ALIVE WILL FLY AWAY
LOVE IN THE TIME OF GONORRHEA
ENTITLEMENT
Lamination Colony
PROJECT FOR THE NEW CORINTHIAN CENTURY
FINITE JUST
Admit Two
DICK
Kartika Review
THE SEARCH FOR NAMABLE THINGS (forthcoming)
Dicey Brown
BYE, BYE
Grievous Jones
ONCE A PUN A TIME
Titular
V.
Why Vandalism?
1984
Failbetter
THE WALL AND THE WILDERNESS
SoMa Literary Review
THE BORING INTERESTING PERSON
McSweeney’s
ALL THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
THE REVOLUTION, CIRCA WHENEVER
Wandering Army
NOWHERE NEAR MONET
SOCIAL DISOBEDIENCE
DON'T QUOTE ME ON THIS BUT
No Posit
MOVIE HOW TO
Melic Review
STILL LIFE WITH ORANGE
Snow Monkey
IN THE LONG RUN
Sidebrow
GIVE PETE A CHANCE
McSweeney’s
BENJY COMPSON SEEKS DIRECTIONS TO WAFFLE HOUSE (forthcoming)
MONDAYS WITH KAFKA
THE SONGS OF LENIN & McCARTHY
UNCIRCUMCISED MEN SPEAK ABOUT THEIR FORESKIN
Feathertale
RAP LYRICS BROUGHT TO THEIR LOGICAL CONCLUSION BY A PARANOID NEUROTIC
DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?
CONFESSIONS OF JACK TRIPPER
News Groper
MARIYLN MANSON BLOG (ongoing)
Johnny America
MY FATHER’S BLOOMSDAY
Yankee Pot Roast
GOTH ROUNTABLE
REJECTION LETTERS BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS
SAFEWAY
TOM HANKS FILMS ARRANGED IN DIMINISHING VICINTY TO THE OCEAN
Opium
NOTES FROM AN ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT
The Big Jewel
OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY GUIDELINES
NON-FICTION
McSweeney’s
THIS IS NOT AN AD
Brevity
THE WATER IS RISING PLEAS
Better Non Sequitur: See You Next Tuesday II (Forthcoming)
GOD IS DAD
McSweeney’s
HELLO, CHARLES
Hyphen Magazine
THIS IS MY DEGENERATION
Fourteen Hills
HIS MOUNTAIN, HIS MOUNTAIN
THE PHILANTHROPIST
Snow Monkey
TWO PIECES: IN THE LONG RUN | OUT OF BOUNDS
Anemone Sidecar
THE UNIVERSE IS
THE UNHAPPY WOMAN AND THE MAN WHO WAS NOT HAPPY (forthcoming)